RT @gamutfeathers@twitter.com
Playtime. A collab by @TFiddlerArt@twitter.com and I .
Man: " You promise me not to turn into a Werewolf, pal. It was Max's turn for the frisbee"
Werewolf: 🐺🥺
Man: " Don't you dare use the "Puppy eyes". That won't work!
Max: 🐶😒
You just can't help to let your instincts out sometimes
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/gamutfeathers/status/1263250368420630529
RT @GenZdemagogue@twitter.com
Things that don't exist:
🦄 Unicorns
🧚 Fairies
🦍 Big Foot
🚫 A CEO who works harder than their employees
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/GenZdemagogue/status/1262812308167897088
The worst thing? I'm not even working as hard as MOST of my colleagues. So I feel simultaneously slighted AND guilty
Like, I don't mind the work, and I even recognize the need for it, but it feels like having the football lifted right before I kick it. It's just an extra slap on top of the past two months of craziness
I'm pretty sure I'm at a...3? I literally find it hard to frown. D:
RT @saerodynamic_@twitter.com
quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/saerodynamic_/status/1231054450925674496
RT @sammyharlan@twitter.com
Werewolf gently makes little holes in the soil to plant his vegetals while boyfriend... makes dirt castle 🏰🌻
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sammyharlan/status/1263138120029126656
RT @ScotsmanGrumpy@twitter.com
PUDDLES !!!!!!!
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ScotsmanGrumpy/status/1262168489684418561
RT @pushtheneedle@twitter.com
What if we took a 160 acre golf course and repurposed it for housing and saved 95% of all the trees? Now you have 40,000 people living on two future light rail stops with a wonderful tree-lined dense walkable neighborhood
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pushtheneedle/status/1262433085607383044
Have a Scorbunny for these trying times.
RT @mana_chan__@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mana_chan__/status/1262464943057702912
RT @OKGetsuO@twitter.com
I'm just honestly surprised how well it fits. #radiohead #Evangelion
RT @glamoureptile@twitter.com
this is the future of entertainment
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/glamoureptile/status/1262131709211893761
RT @musaho_books@twitter.com
I've never related more to a meme in my entire life and that's a good thing.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/musaho_books/status/1261085502872195078
RT @JeffVeillette@twitter.com
Still the best 15 seconds in television history
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JeffVeillette/status/1261039741438476300
...because after being caught flat-footed the administration is more interested in protecting business interests than its own citizens. More interesting in blaming others than correcting early mistakes.
It feels impossible to forgive anyone who voted for this to happen.
Delivering food people specifically ordered is another thing you can’t do while black I guess
RT @notcapnamerica@twitter.com
A black delivery driver in Oklahoma City had just delivered an appliance to a customer in a gated community when — as he was exiting — two white men blocked him in with a vehicle and interrogated him about why he was there. Why won’t white peoples leave us alone?
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1261156857869197323
RT @femmetron9000@twitter.com
i’m fucking crying
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/femmetron9000/status/1260745698238226432
A digital jackalope living in a black man's body. Pronouns: he/him/his. I love my blackness, and yours.