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RT @gamutfeathers@twitter.com

Playtime. A collab by @TFiddlerArt@twitter.com and I .

Man: " You promise me not to turn into a Werewolf, pal. It was Max's turn for the frisbee"
Werewolf: 🐺🥺
Man: " Don't you dare use the "Puppy eyes". That won't work!

Max: 🐶😒

You just can't help to let your instincts out sometimes

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gamutfeathers/stat

RT @GenZdemagogue@twitter.com

Things that don't exist:

🦄 Unicorns
🧚 Fairies
🦍 Big Foot
🚫 A CEO who works harder than their employees

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GenZdemagogue/stat

The worst thing? I'm not even working as hard as MOST of my colleagues. So I feel simultaneously slighted AND guilty

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Like, I don't mind the work, and I even recognize the need for it, but it feels like having the football lifted right before I kick it. It's just an extra slap on top of the past two months of craziness

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Is it weird that hearing our team is considered "business critical" and thus ineligible for the sudden extra day off on Friday really saps my desire to work right now, even though I was planning to work at least half that day anyway

I'm pretty sure I'm at a...3? I literally find it hard to frown. D:

RT @saerodynamic_@twitter.com

quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are

🐦🔗: twitter.com/saerodynamic_/stat

RT @sammyharlan@twitter.com

Werewolf gently makes little holes in the soil to plant his vegetals while boyfriend... makes dirt castle 🏰🌻

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sammyharlan/status

RT @pushtheneedle@twitter.com

What if we took a 160 acre golf course and repurposed it for housing and saved 95% of all the trees? Now you have 40,000 people living on two future light rail stops with a wonderful tree-lined dense walkable neighborhood

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pushtheneedle/stat

Happy Monday, Twitter! Please remember to be kind and considerate to the people around you today. So much of the social discourse discounts the wishes, fears, and experience of the other. This has to stop somewhere if we're going to build a better world from this.

RT @musaho_books@twitter.com

I've never related more to a meme in my entire life and that's a good thing.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/musaho_books/statu

Agh, sorry, worked myself up to a froth about this, I think I need to step away for a minute.

...because after being caught flat-footed the administration is more interested in protecting business interests than its own citizens. More interesting in blaming others than correcting early mistakes.

It feels impossible to forgive anyone who voted for this to happen.

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Every once in a while, I remember that some folks I know voted for the current Pres. even though they were warned about the parade of racism, incompetence, corruption, stupidity, misogyny that would follow. Now, people are dying of COVID and the economy is tanking...

Delivering food people specifically ordered is another thing you can’t do while black I guess

RT @notcapnamerica@twitter.com

A black delivery driver in Oklahoma City had just delivered an appliance to a customer in a gated community when — as he was exiting — two white men blocked him in with a vehicle and interrogated him about why he was there. Why won’t white peoples leave us alone?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/notcapnamerica/sta

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