Jakebe T. Drake-Lope @jakebe@awoo.space
A digital jackalope living in a black man's body. Pronouns: he/him/his. I love my blackness, and yours.
Joined Sep 2017
To me, it feels like not voting Biden/Harris because they're not progressive enough is like refusing to put out a house fire because the electrical system shouldn't have shorted in the first place.
1. No shit, and
2. Let's put out the fire right now while we still can.
RT @jazzvalkyrie@twitter.com
anyway this tiktok is my whole mood lately
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jazzvalkyrie/status/1293007487411654659
Pretty sure sneps like their prey partially frozen, this is all a trick isn't it
RT @ArfFolsky@twitter.com
So ~~~ @ThePenDrake@twitter.com
and
@jakebe@twitter.com
went out for a nice ... hike
Avalanche (big boi) :"Ahhhh, smell that brisk mountain air. Really makes you feel alive, doesn't it?"
Jakebe :"A-a-a-live isn't the w-w-w-word I would-d-d-d use!"
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ArfFolsky/status/1292883327687393281
This guy knows what's up. :) Can we help him reach 5K followers?
RT @_mjwills@twitter.com
I just need to catch the attention of Furry Twitter then it's fame and glory forever.
RT @ArfFolsky@twitter.com
So ~~~ @ThePenDrake@twitter.com
and
@jakebe@twitter.com
went out for a nice ... hike
Avalanche (big boi) :"Ahhhh, smell that brisk mountain air. Really makes you feel alive, doesn't it?"
Jakebe :"A-a-a-live isn't the w-w-w-word I would-d-d-d use!"
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ArfFolsky/status/1292883327687393281
RT @UrsaBearealis@twitter.com
Hi! I’m Brody/Hobie! I’m a furry artist.
What started off as daily migraines progressed to extreme photophobia and 60% loss of vision. I’m also suddenly moving 2 months earlier than planned.
Folks have asked how they can help. Thanks for reading/RTing! https://paypal.me/pools/c/8ryomHW6Nb
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/UrsaBearealis/status/1292274008591745025
RT @ineedja_kadeeja@twitter.com
Some of my favorite hacks are:
-Peroxide for washing whites
-Kerosene for cleaning the stove
-Dryer sheets for dusting
What are some of your age-old favorites?
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ineedja_kadeeja/status/1292225231684276224
RT @Nnedi@twitter.com
What is wrong with people? 😆
I am definitely the 'shock death during monologuing freak-out' trope
RT @HyenaGrin@twitter.com
Which probably-not-gonna-survive horror movie trope are you?
I'm alone in the forest, following distant lights, personally
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/HyenaGrin/status/1291498302526062600
Morning bump.
RT @jakebe@twitter.com
The 40-Year-Old Version http://jakebe.com/2020/08/06/the-40-year-old-version/
RT @CroixAlmer@twitter.com
same classic flavor, new classic taste
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CroixAlmer/status/1291666837172822016
The 40-Year-Old Version http://jakebe.com/2020/08/06/the-40-year-old-version/
RT @ProBirdRights@twitter.com
hands👏 are 👏dumb 👏hands 👏are 👏stupid
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/1291502153677156352
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that porn story, it was pretty hot
RT @Queerty@twitter.com
Pastor says he used oral sex to “suck demons” out of men - https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-2-20200723?utm_campaign=wp-to-twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitter
RT @duncanroo@twitter.com
Oh crap...it’s @jakebe@twitter.com’s birthday, AND HE’S GOT A GUN! Run!
🎨:@microquinn@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/duncanroo/status/1291395678405447684
RT @sylvan_scott@twitter.com
Happy Birthday to my wonderful bouncing, muscly friend ... the jackalope, @jakebe@twitter.com!
Be happy and may your fondest wishes come true!
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sylvan_scott/status/1291357625712549890
RT @griner@twitter.com
I’m going to be thinking about this for a long time: https://www.currentaffairs.org/2020/08/the-truth-is-paywalled-but-the-lies-are-free/
This feels impossible, but according to my PTO history I've only taken one day off this year -- after working 12 days straight back in May.
I am really REALLY looking forward to this four-day weekend tomorrow.
🤔
RT @jezzacat@twitter.com
When I eat olives straight out of the jar and cheese and crackers while standing over the sink you call it a depression meal, but put it all on a plank of wood first and suddenly it’s charcuterie
RT @biggustiggus@twitter.com
I’m in this thread. And I kinda like it.
Don’t get your feathers ruffled. It’s in good fun.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/biggustiggus/status/1291028629535756288
A digital jackalope living in a black man's body. Pronouns: he/him/his. I love my blackness, and yours.
Joined Sep 2017
