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Also, but this has been bugging me all day, WTF is CM Punk doing?

RT @NikoCottontail@twitter.com

This is always relevant. (Also thank you @MxxyMerlin@twitter.com)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NikoCottontail/sta

THIS THIS THIS OMG

RT @kennedytcooper@twitter.com

The "this is your brain on drugs" ads didn't work cause they were based on the false premise that people want their brains working at full capacity all the time. Sometimes I want this stupid idiot machine between my ears to SHUT UP.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/kennedytcooper/sta

RT @gaileyfrey@twitter.com

If you want to see what happens when the 1% escape this planet? You'll love KNOW YOUR STATION, an original comic series about brutally-murdered billionaires in space, coming from me and the incomparable @lianakangas@twitter.com via @boomstudios@twitter.com
this December.

thepopverse.com/know-your-stat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gaileyfrey/status/

RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com

I took Biscuit back into the air conditioned room yesterday. He burrowed under the covers and then poked just his head and paws out and fell asleep next to my shoulder

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status

I see we have entered the "sun is a deadly lazer" portion of the day

RT @BearHybrid@twitter.com

・ 。
★∴。 *
 ・゚*。☆・
  ・ *゚。   *
  ・ ゚*。・゚ ★。
   ☆・。°*. ゚
*  ゚。·*・。 ゚*
   ゚ *.。☆。 * ・
  * ★ 。・゚*.。
    * ☆ ゚・。 * 。
    ・  ゚★ 。

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BearHybrid/status/

I sincerely wish I had a conversation like this back when I was a Jehovah’s Witness

RT @TempoWrites@twitter.com

I just took a walk. Mormon missionaries ran across the street to follow me, shouting until I got off the phone.

Dudes were not prepared for me.

Dude 1: "Have you ever seen anyone dressed like us?"

Me: "Yeah. Wow. Missionaries? Are you okay?"

Dude 1: "Yes? o_o Why do you ask?"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TempoWrites/status

RT @africansfs@twitter.com

The 2022 Nommo Awards Ceremony was held at Chicon8 on 2 September 2022. Watch the full ceremony along with readings from the writers. Congratulations to all the winners.
@chicagoworldcon@twitter.com

africansfs.com/about-nommos/20

🐦🔗: twitter.com/africansfs/status/

RT @aafouch@twitter.com

In a world so saturated
I want things just as they are.
Please give me plain food
And honest faces.
I yearn for earnest things
That are not afraid of imperfection
But seek the right direction.
I do not like things dressed up—
I want them dressed as they ought to be.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/aafouch/status/156

RT @todayyearsoldig@twitter.com

The KFC twitter account only follows 11 people. The 5 spice girls & 6 guys named herb. This is bc of their “secret blend” of 11 herbs and spices. The 1st person to notice and point this out was sent a painting of himself holding a drumstick while riding piggyback on the Colonel.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/todayyearsoldig/st

Before I get started on my movie meme posts, just want to give a hat tip to @BeheYeen@twitter.com for showing me this YT from an person about Donatello from Rise of the TMNT. I may have to take a second look at this show. >.>

youtu.be/bjw9jqVvFBU

From the YouTube comments: "It’s a true testament to this mans skill and ability that anyone has gotten off to a track that genuinely sounds like remixed moaning tortoise noises"

😳😄😂😂💀💀💀

RT @punished_cait@twitter.com

please read this and then listen to the song. you are not prepared for the song

🐦🔗: twitter.com/punished_cait/stat

RT @blaqueword@twitter.com

“I aint gotta do shit but stay Black and Die” is the most powerful talisman against evil work

🐦🔗: twitter.com/blaqueword/status/

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