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Well, I was going to put in another hour or two of work but since Xfinity decided to go down until 11 PM I guess I’m just going to play a shitload of video games instead

RT @CaseyExplosion@twitter.com

"You cannot fast travel, enemies are nearby" is almost an exact summation of anxiety; you're trying to do the thing, but you can't and don't know why, because there's some freakin' mudcrab somewhere you can't see preventing you from doing the thing.

Anxiety. It's brain mudcrabs.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CaseyExplosion/sta

RT @hahellyer@twitter.com

I was pulled out of a line at @HeathrowAirport@twitter.com recently, 'randomly'. I didn't object, but said "what a surprise". The officer became very annoyed.
"What do you mean by that?"
- "You want me to be honest?"
"Please.
This is what happened. Bear with me. It's important.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hahellyer/status/1

RT @WTFcooner@twitter.com

Still thinking of the Godzilla/Millie Bobby Brown movie that could have/should have been …

🐦🔗: twitter.com/WTFcooner/status/1

I’ve been married to my wonderful husband for 11 years today! I love him so much; he’s smart, funny, constantly seeking to be better than he was yesterday. He’s made me a much better Jackalope, and I feel so lucky we’re together. <3 <3

RT @SenSanders@twitter.com

This Republican mayor leads the first city in Texas powered by 100% renewable energy. Addressing climate change and creating millions of good-paying jobs in the process should not be a partisan issue.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SenSanders/status/

These are some handsome dice, aren’t they @AlkaliGnoll@twitter.com and @BombaOtta@twitter.com <3

RT @urwizards@twitter.com

😆My First Weekly Giveaway 😆

The Galaxy blue sandstone dice in dagger style (worth almost $70)🗡

To enter:
-Follow me
-Retweet & like this
-Tag 2 friend in the replies

Winner will be chosen Next Monday

This is an international giveaway.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/urwizards/status/1

Pretty sure this is what @Frang@twitter.com will say right before he mauls chuckleheads at a conference

RT @PaintYourDragon@twitter.com

@SICKOFWOLVES@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PaintYourDragon/st

Listening to This American Life reminisce about Obama saying Cambridge police acted “stupidly” for arresting Henry Louis Gates Jr. outside his own home. Remember that?

Now we’re unwilling to push the President on blatant lies and naked insults. Wonder what changed?

Chidi is such a special character to me; it’s so great to know he’s striking a similar chord with other blerds too. <3

RT @kwameopam@twitter.com

In which I call out every 👏🏿 single 👏🏿 one of you who ever said I was Chidi.

Well, okay. I actually talked to @dubjackharper@twitter.com and others about the character and how special he is. nytimes.com/2019/09/24/arts/te

🐦🔗: twitter.com/kwameopam/status/1

This music video took my breath away, cleared my pores, and added 15 years to my life:

youtube.com/watch?v=9KgNaRQ_J-

I love this kind of civil disobedience. It'd be nice if more developers took a firmer hand in who benefits from their tech and platforms.

RT @pouchedfox@twitter.com

Developer takes down Ruby library after he finds out ICE was using it zd.net/30cVQw2 via @ZDNet@twitter.com & @campuscodi@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pouchedfox/status/

This is a great way to frame depression recovery -- feeling...OK when there's no external stimulus. For almost my entire life, I've felt either miserable or anxious when there was nothing going on. That was the default.

RT @spacetwinks@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/spacetwinks/status

RT @melisscaru@twitter.com

Thor: *Throws hammer offscreen*
Thor: *Holds out hand expectantly for Mjolnir to return*
(Time passes)
(Thor starts to look worried)
A Random Labrador: *Bounds onscreen, tail wagging furiously, with Mjolnir in their mouth*
Thor: *Nods* Ah, yes, of course, all dogs are worthy

🐦🔗: twitter.com/melisscaru/status/

RT @glowybones@twitter.com

The trashed bathroom thread by @rootsworks@twitter.com is 2 years old now, but you need to read it in 2019 anyway.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/glowybones/status/

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