Jakebe T. Drake-Lope @jakebe@awoo.space

RT @ineedja_kadeeja@twitter.com

Some of my favorite hacks are:

-Peroxide for washing whites
-Kerosene for cleaning the stove
-Dryer sheets for dusting

What are some of your age-old favorites?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ineedja_kadeeja/status/1292225231684276224

RT @Nnedi@twitter.com

What is wrong with people? 😆

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Nnedi/status/1291983540758945793

I am definitely the 'shock death during monologuing freak-out' trope

RT @HyenaGrin@twitter.com

Which probably-not-gonna-survive horror movie trope are you?

I'm alone in the forest, following distant lights, personally

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/HyenaGrin/status/1291498302526062600

Morning bump.

RT @jakebe@twitter.com

The 40-Year-Old Version http://jakebe.com/2020/08/06/the-40-year-old-version/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jakebe/status/1291530745744326656

RT @CroixAlmer@twitter.com

same classic flavor, new classic taste

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CroixAlmer/status/1291666837172822016

RT @ProBirdRights@twitter.com

hands👏 are 👏dumb 👏hands 👏are 👏stupid

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/1291502153677156352

I’m pretty sure I’ve read that porn story, it was pretty hot

RT @Queerty@twitter.com

Pastor says he used oral sex to “suck demons” out of men - https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-2-20200723?utm_campaign=wp-to-twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitter

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Queerty/status/1286549685306396672

RT @duncanroo@twitter.com

Oh crap...it’s @jakebe@twitter.com’s birthday, AND HE’S GOT A GUN! Run!

🎨:@microquinn@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/duncanroo/status/1291395678405447684

RT @sylvan_scott@twitter.com

Happy Birthday to my wonderful bouncing, muscly friend ... the jackalope, @jakebe@twitter.com!

Be happy and may your fondest wishes come true!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sylvan_scott/status/1291357625712549890

RT @griner@twitter.com

I’m going to be thinking about this for a long time: https://www.currentaffairs.org/2020/08/the-truth-is-paywalled-but-the-lies-are-free/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/griner/status/1290379084795719680

🤔

RT @jezzacat@twitter.com

When I eat olives straight out of the jar and cheese and crackers while standing over the sink you call it a depression meal, but put it all on a plank of wood first and suddenly it’s charcuterie

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jezzacat/status/1290821844896043008

RT @biggustiggus@twitter.com

I’m in this thread. And I kinda like it.

Don’t get your feathers ruffled. It’s in good fun.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/biggustiggus/status/1291028629535756288

RT @jaythenerdkid@twitter.com

reminder to my fellow muslims that eating the rich IS NOT HALAL! we're not allowed to eat scavengers or anything that survives on carrion!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid/status/1290531494113419264

RT @backt0nature@twitter.com

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/backt0nature/status/1290785587272790023

RT @TonyDiTerlizzi@twitter.com

Do you want to enjoy some summer reading? Anacortes Public Library is reading a chapter from "Kenny & the Dragon" every Tuesday and Thursday on Facebook. This all leads up to the release of "Kenny & the Book of Beasts" in September. Enjoy! 🐇🐲https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=600658913972049 @SimonKIDS@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TonyDiTerlizzi/status/1291001405101178882

RT @StructuredSucc@twitter.com

It's pretty obvious when ADHD coping strategies come from ADHD'ers...

NTs: Just do one thing at a time

ADHD'ers: Write down what you're working on, put a mark beside it. If things come up, write them down, but return to the marked task. If you need to change task, move the mark

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/StructuredSucc/status/1290678128927416326

RT @jasonschreier@twitter.com

To follow up on our reporting from last night, here's a perfect example of Blizzard's pay disparity and the massive salary leap that people can get by leaving the company: https://twitter.com/npcSara/status/1269800480776974336

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1290669205805826048