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RT @DanPriceSeattle@twitter.com

Unpopular opinion: "The customer is always right" is one of the most toxic phrases in business and needs to be retired forever.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DanPriceSeattle/st

RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com

Reading @ryanqnorth@twitter.com's Romeo And/Or Juliet and OMG

Juliet: Did Romeo kill himself? If you say yes I will literally poison everyone

Nurse: What do you mean, everyone?

Juliet:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status

RT @ArtieNuki@twitter.com

Have you struggled to befriend someone in the furry community you like? Maybe this advice can help!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ArtieNuki/status/1

Wow, went back and forth on this, but:

The Little Mermaid
Beauty and the Beast
Hunchback of Notre Dame

RT @LordMeliodas_@twitter.com

This is actually really tough but if it’s me, I’m keeping Aladdin, Lion King, and Hercules

Really no wrong answer though. What y’all keeping?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LordMeliodas_/stat

RT @microquinn@twitter.com

I couldn't decide if I should Celebrate Biceptember of BigSneptebmer, but Avalanche was kind enough to help me cover both bases.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/microquinn/status/

It's hard to believe that it's been 13 years since I made the best decision of my life -- marrying @ThePenDrake@twitter.com. But here we are.

I couldn't ask for a better partner, someone who loves me unconditionally and always encourages me to be my best self.

I love you, husboo. <3 <3 <3

RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com

Finished The Shepherd's Crown with @jakebe@twitter.com last night

We read every single Discworld book together

Choppin a BUNCH of onions during those last few pages

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status

RT @mostly_cheese@twitter.com

Instead of “sorry for the delay,” write “thank you for your patience.” In lieu of “apologies for the oversight,” write “if you’re so perfect why don’t you fucken do it.”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mostly_cheese/stat

Colored emoji hearts are the 21st Century hanky code

Jesus kid, you didn't have to come this hard

RT @TJBerry@twitter.com

I asked the 12yo if he was interested in becoming a writer and he said, "Sure, I can make no money and get quoted out of context on twitter."

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TJBerry/status/144

RT @SnapsCube@twitter.com

It’s so weird going back to read Percy Jackson and realizing that the chapter titles all have the EXACT same cadence as modern YouTube clickbait titles

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SnapsCube/status/1

RT @eric_lang@twitter.com

Applying legal standards to our social interactions benefits only abusers, and harms victims.

We get to decide who to support and reject based on our own judgement and moral compass.

Full stop.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/eric_lang/status/1

I really REALLY REALLY want to play one of these in a D&D game

RT @DnDBeyond@twitter.com

The Wild Beyond the Witchlight is first adventure set in the Feywild & introduces the new playable race: Harengon. @MichaelGalvis@twitter.com has everything you need to know about playing a Harengon!

🐰 Learn More Here: dndbeyond.link/fbharengons

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DnDBeyond/status/1

RT @lylelemur@twitter.com

RT if you’re suffering from burnout. I’m trying to prove a point.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/lylelemur/status/1

RT @Tonya_Song@twitter.com

Being "offended" about something doesn't mean you're weak in some way. It means that you value something enough that you want to protect its dignity. It means you have values. I don't see how not being offended by anything is a "strength". It means nothing's important to you.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Tonya_Song/status/

RT @charliejane@twitter.com

Kenny Loggins can't go anywhere without his best friend, Kenny Passwords.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/charliejane/status

RT @bubbaprog@twitter.com

Here is how the Nicki Minaj story was covered on CNC3 Television in Port of Spain, Trinidad. I assure you this is worth all 2:20 and it's probably better than any U.S. network covered the story

🐦🔗: twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1

This dude is an EXCELLENT WRITER! If you're into any of these things, you should definitely give this a try!

RT @BigDragonien@twitter.com

Hey!

Do you like choose your own adventure stories?

Do you like size change, hypnosis, transformation, and things like that?

Consider checking out Changing Perspectives Again!

It's a cyoa created by me that already has over 60,000 words of content!

dragonien.itch.io/changing-per

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BigDragonien/statu

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