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RT @RainTheDriger@twitter.com

Microsoft Edge: the leading, most popular web browser for users looking to download firefox

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RainTheDriger/stat

RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com

I like the scene where the aspiring actor/singer/comedian wants a shot and the sage, gruff agent says, "Trust me kid. You're not ready for the big time."

Suddenly the public doesn't think your jokes are funny anymore? Audiences turning on you?

You weren't ready for the big time

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status

One thing I continue to find fascinating is how people would rather lose like 80% of their fanbase than have like, one moment of self-reflection.

I mean, I get how defensive we can be in the face of criticism as an ego-saving measure, but it's *so* extreme and *so* predictable

*squeals* HOLY CRAP

RT @DarkHorseComics@twitter.com

Robin Hobb's Farseer Trilogy receives a new adaption in the Assassin's Apprentice comic series! Beginning this December--details: bit.ly/3LdQPZ9

Issue #1 now available for pre-order at comic shops! By @robinhobb@twitter.com, @Jody_Houser@twitter.com, @funrama@twitter.com, Jordie Bellaire, @HassanOE@twitter.com.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DarkHorseComics/st

RT @AngosturaCat@twitter.com

Get me to 2.5k and I’ll give my chickens cornbread and record it to post it here.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AngosturaCat/statu

RT @drewscanlon@twitter.com

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at BlinkingGuy.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/drewscanlon/status

RT @scottwoodssays@twitter.com

I hate puns. There ain't a pun in the world I would ever shar...

🐦🔗: twitter.com/scottwoodssays/sta

Frequently I’m in this dream version of my childhood home, walking through these dark hallways. I know there’s something following me but I’m too scared to look back at it. I can hear it though, creaking floorboards. Or breathing.

It used to be scary, but now it’s a companion.

RT @NightPhysics@twitter.com

what do you dream about?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NightPhysics/statu

"I ain't perfect, I'm Snoop Dogg!"

I want to carry this energy with me through the rest of the year. Stop associating perfection with what I'm trying to do.

I'm not perfect, I'm Jakebe!

RT @RadioFreeTom@twitter.com

If you read @tzimmer_history@twitter.com's thread, and you'd like to read my explanations at more length about why democracy is under global attack, I wrote an entire book about it.
amazon.com/Our-Own-Worst-Enemy

But a longish (and incomplete) thread on MAGA follows. /1 twitter.com/tzimmer_history/st

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/statu

RT @DenaturedA@twitter.com

Fang & Spear, from that funny caveman cartoon where nothing bad ever happens.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DenaturedA/status/

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