Jakebe T. Drake-Lope @jakebe@awoo.space

RT @KamalaHarris@twitter.com

You wouldn’t know a joke if one raised you. https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1182814100046471173

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1182826584845234179

RT @Kica333@twitter.com

A haiku about being an adult:

I am so tired
Where did all my money go
My back is hurting

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Kica333/status/1181751298561052679

RT @amphajack@twitter.com

just picked him up from soccer practice and now he wants mcdonalds

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/amphajack/status/1182719453848571904

RT @Sleestak@twitter.com

I'm sorry but the idea of Star Trek cosplayers walking around a Renaissance Faire like time travelers will always be hilarious and amazing to me.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Sleestak/status/1182673204231495681

RT @theesnakebitch@twitter.com

I can’t believe I had to find this picture of Gillian Anderson dressed as Morticia Addams all by myself and no one beamed it directly into my brain

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/theesnakebitch/status/1182382662717079553

RT @blgtylr@twitter.com

I do think we could be a little kinder and a little more patient, but also some of us are tired of being expected to be kind and patient in the face of constant danger and humiliation, and tbh, both things can be true.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/blgtylr/status/1182073741171396609

I agreed with my therapist that I should come out to my mother one day when I was in college.

That evening, I get a phone call: “This is your therapist. I have your mother on the other line. I’ve told her everything.”

RT @ChantFarrar@twitter.com

tell your coming out story:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ChantFarrar/status/1181044579124043776

RT @WTFcooner@twitter.com

The thing about “Everyone can be friends despite differences” is that it inherently favors the powerful and privileged. You’re saying those who do harm should be coddled while those who have been harmed should suck up their pain, so elite celebrities can have a beer together.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/WTFcooner/status/1181615536960131072

You can take this theory and go fuck yourself with it.

Here's a theory: the ultra-rich hoarding literally billions of dollars in offshore accounts and tax havens to build rockets instead of paying workers a fair wage. Cover that.

RT @CNBC@twitter.com

There's a theory that stingy millennials are to blame for the sluggish economy https://cnb.cx/35an5XB

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1180887551256731648

RT @spotted_menace@twitter.com

I don't know why this got me laughing so damn hard! https://twitter.com/eliangonnzalez/status/1179912968781389824

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/spotted_menace/status/1181590144727560193

RT @SamSykesSwears@twitter.com

You, an idiot: "Bards can't be Lawful Evil."
Me, a genius:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/status/1181229818496471041

RT @kateleth@twitter.com

This is a comic about bad brains that I didn’t intend to make. Content warnings apply. Thanks. ❤️

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/kateleth/status/1181348866907467776

RT @Taranimart@twitter.com

Fact: Kobolds are the horniest mythological creatures.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Taranimart/status/1181304460582309889

RT @_Floodlight@twitter.com

If you worked every single day, making $5000/day, from the time Columbus sailed to America, to the time you are reading this tweet, you would still not be a billionaire, and you would still have less money than Jeff Bezos makes in a week. No one works for a billion dollars.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/_Floodlight/status/1181325813376933890

RT @malwaredotfun@twitter.com

When you're a journalist and also a huge nerd and God gives you the story of a lifetime 😂 https://t.co/jTMFy1UMc2

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/malwaredotfun/status/1180171871280496641

RT @matthaig1@twitter.com

‘You’re overthinking this.’

I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/matthaig1/status/1180759528473845760