OH MY GLOB OH MY GLOB
RT @Wizards_DnD@twitter.com
Wander into the magical realm of the Feywild with our latest #UnearthedArcana: Folk of the Feywild!
Your character can be a member of one of the new D&D races: fairy, hobgoblin of the Feywild, owlfolk, or rabbitfolk. Which will you choose?
Playtest now: http://spr.ly/6018HoFmr
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Wizards_DnD/status/1370102732082843648
RT @owillowwaly@twitter.com
Mother of Hares
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/owillowwaly/status/1370088789457141763
RT @theclodwalrus@twitter.com
Papa John's n-word trainer when he wants to let one rip desperately
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/theclodwalrus/status/1369159258823004160
If you're unable to get a vaccine appointment where you are due to state/local policy or a supply issue, trust me, I know it sucks. But lying about your situation to jump ahead in line is the kind of anti-social behavior that makes dealing with pandemics harder. DON'T DO IT.
I know it can be frustrating to get info and there's a lot of conflicting information out there.
But health care workers WANT to vaccinate as many people as they can; the more local your resources, the better your chances of finding an appointment!
+ Check "How Do I Get a Vaccine?" section of the CDC page here: https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/covid-19/index.html
You can also Google "covid vaccine appointments (state)" to see what comes up.
Check in with your insurer to see if they're offering anything.
RT @AynRandy@twitter.com
if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. it's free and the cops can't stop you
RT @ChuckWendig@twitter.com
I am here for the COCAINE BEAR CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. I’ll buy the action figures. I’ll get the app. I’ll make my kid watch the kid-friendly Netflix cartoon. Is there a Halloween costume? Put me in it. https://twitter.com/screenqueenz/status/1369385197653868544
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1369423318445654020
YOU GUUUUYYYYYYSSSSSSSs
GET HYPED
RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com
That said, ahem, if I could have just a moment of your time to consider this image by @ArtByZhivago@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status/1368311821740896258
We're being terrible kobolds on Twitch, COME LOOK
RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com
Twitch stream for Koboldly Go is LIVE. Come in and watch these lil compressed bastards be absolute donks:
https://www.twitch.tv/microquinn
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status/1368016925599571971
RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com
Because apparently it needs reiterating, using gendered slurs can be harmful in ways you don't intend. They have a lot of splash damage.
Don't use area-of-effect spells when a targeted one will do
"I don't take damage when YOU cast Misogynyball."
Yeah but you've got resistance
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status/1367938284224008194
RT @runwithskizzers@twitter.com
Is your Senator on this list? Give them a call! https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1367901377616351234
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/runwithskizzers/status/1367901475242926088
RT @wholemilkbitch@twitter.com
losing my entire gourd over this photo of a murmuration of starlings by james crombie in the irish times today
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/wholemilkbitch/status/1367498632111472640
RT @GatorsDaily@twitter.com
the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gator
is a good guy with a gator
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/GatorsDaily/status/1367580799042781187
RT @DeadAnthro@twitter.com
Being a Werewolf in the 21st Century.
I just wanted to draw a huge boof face
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/DeadAnthro/status/1367491774797799425
RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com
I see the Twitter political crowd is, instead of blaming obstructionist Republicans for using a broken system to thwart the will of the people, blaming the left for, I dunno, not having magic or something.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status/1367503821841326090
This feels like the only correct response for this dude, well done
RT @DragoNommz@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/DragoNommz/status/1367339831118991365
A digital jackalope living in a black man's body. Pronouns: he/him/his. I love my blackness, and yours.