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Jurassic World 5: The dinosaurs are now animated, intelligent, and obsessed with new interpretations of old-school hip-hop. They decide to form a rap group. The lead T-Rex is voiced by Queen Latifa, joined by Salt-N-Pepa, Missy Elliot, Lil' Kim, and Eve. (yes i know that is 6. This is a joke. Deal with it.) They battle against a new-style diva how is loud, annoying and way too overproduced, voiced by Nikki Minaj.

@kelseyhusky All I can picture is a trio of velociraptor doo-wop singers in full glittery gowns and hair of the motown 50s...

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