I want a girl with paws like Nepeta
Who gives me attention, and asks for pats
She is changing her name from [CENSORED] to Rebecca
She is climbing in the cockpit of a battle-ready mecha
I want a girl who's in Cybersecurity (CYBERSECURITY!)
I want a girl who wears full face masks (FULL! FACE! MASKS!)
Who's a ghost in the shadows, and an expert at arson,
And was home all day yesterday, if anybody asks,
I want a girl with a short fuse and a looong,
Long rap sheet
I want a girl who is covered in sediment,
Who shrieks in infrasonic at the moment she kills,
With iridescent skin and seven rows of teeth
And paralytic venom she secretes from her gills
violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song
I want a girl with tungsten alloy plating!
I want a girl who has jets! Built! In!
She's collecting her bounty - she is crushing my windpipe -
She is gyro compensating for the planetary spin--
re: violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song
@LilyVers Hey, call me sometime!
re: violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song
@kelseyhusky how good are you at crushing windpipes, is the thing
re: violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song
@LilyVers "I have a Class 2 rating. Can't get the full lift off your feet with one hand, but I can certainly put you on your tiptoes."
re: violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song
@kelseyhusky absolutely adequate credentials, we'll be in touch~
re: violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song
@LilyVers I've got a plasma sword too.
re: violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song
@kelseyhusky orbital cannons are always a plus!