new character idea

mild-mannered, perfectly normal person in eyeglasses and a sweater vest shows up to Justice League or other superhero organization

"so... what do you do?" say the superheroes, thinking maybe they've got a clark kent vibe going on

they smile and say

"i've got a very special superpower. it's the ability to make phonecalls accurately, clearly, whenever i please, with no ounce of fear or anxiety"

"holy fuck," say the superheroes, in awe of their power,

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@wigglytuffitout Batman fears them. Superman falls in love with them. Green Lantern's ring immediately jumps off his finger and and chooses the newbie for their ability to overcome great fear.

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