🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

"AXIOS, you are a sophisticated cybernetic hardware platform 20 stories tall. You have lasers and plasma cannons and forcefields and FTL communications. You can reach stable orbit from the bottom of gravity wells. You can handle a slightly chilly data center."

That doesn't mean I have to like it! Security policy should allow for giant robots to have hoodies!

One win for the weekend: I learned how to play the theme to Megas XLR on my bass.

Thanks for last night, everyone. I definitely wasn't at optimal. Sleep has helped some.

Could really use some proof that I'm not a horrible person, cause my brian has pretty much won over the jury at this point.

I have been a member of the Firehose Tribe (I think I can go back to calling them the River Tribe) for 4 months, 20 days. Time for a celebratory trip to Planet Weed tonight?

This giant robot, that's who.

Strange moment for me walking into the RedZone at work today. I look down at myself and realize that my moobs (from being fat) are every so slightly starting to round out and emotionally register as tits. Time to get a sports bra that fits so I'm not so chesty while at work, I guess.

So, disclaimer: I have zero interest in League of Legends. But I need more thumpy, bassy, booty-twerking K-Pop. Like stat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOxkGD8qRB4

(I know it made the rounds before, but sometimes I'm slow. Sorry)

So drained. Please direct this platform to closest charging cradle.

50% of the devices in this RZ are nonfunctional in the system because of the poor choices made by the product engineering team. You know who is being held responsible for making it all work and bringing the product up to 90% capacity, without the option of getting hardware that works reliably?

My team.

Sometimes I hate my job.

When I get high, i get high on weed,
Top snuggle funny car's the drug for me.
My heart,
MY HEART!
Kickstart my heart!

RIP Stan Lee. Thanks for the comics, the memories and the cameos. I think the only one you missed was Blade.

Excelsior!

You are Senator in Congress and have been summoned to the Oval Office for a one-on-one closed door meeting with the President. On the Resolute desk, there is pistol next to a pile of bullet casings.

The president says to you: "For the good of the nation, I am asking all members of Congress to resign. Today. Effective immediately." You then notice you are standing on a tarp protecting the rug.

What happens next?

Ahhhhhhhhh! Need to finalize huskybot beta description so that I can work with Tanraak!

I don't have much about my body that triggers anything I would recognize as dysphoria. But one thing I have found that does is my hair and lack thereof. If i could somehow convince a surgeon to switch the skin from the sides of my head with the top, I would feel a whole lot better about my HRT and transition goals

I'm Commander Sheperd and this is my favorite Mastodon instance on the Citadel. Happy N7 Day, people.

(Paragon til death)

I have a sleep guardian huskyplush named Blitz. He took up his post about 6 months ago, and I haven't had a bad dream since. He got knocked over last night.

So I got to have a nightmare about being killed in my own home trying to protect Jack and Mawr.

I was able to get some more sleep, but I was almost too late to get to work on time.

So, that's a great start to this Wednesday, right?