an ode to men’s public toilets 

I do not want your pubic hair
I do not want it over there
I do not want it under foot
I do not want it on my butt

And if you sprinkle when you pee
Be not content to let it be
Cause some of us would like to sit
So be an adult and clean up your shit

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