American: *looking at 24h clock* This is military time

I actually do use my browser and game or work (which is currently on a game) concurrently. I also don't like google or what it constantly does which all factor into my browser decision

*back in my day voice* back in my day mastodon.social went down for several hours because gargron was on a train with no wifi

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watching oil prices and slamming a giant bell, screaming "that's a numberwang!"

commissions post, Covid 

I lost my job due to the virus and I don't get any unemployment until next month. If you would like some of my art for Β£20 please get in touch through DM. Paypal only !

fantasy writers with conlangs or fake words that still use sounds common in imperial languages aren't allowed to use mid-word apostrophes. it serves no purpose and makes your bullshit worse to say

ff 13 is like one of those RPGs clearly made by 1 person who is not a writer, that just spout expository nonsense you don't understand with no context at all nonstop

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5G exists so mobile companies can tell their shareholders that the numbers are much higher now. The numbers are so much bigger, guys. thats why you should give us money so we can waste it

I want batman to hear about a crime, find that it's just a riddler thing and sigh with relief because at least its deterministic

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I call them puzzles for clarity, not as an accurate descriptor of what they are. The riddler does actual puzzles

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the joker should just make Sierra adventure game puzzles in real life; which is to say create problems that are hideously contrived and can only be solved in hideously contrived ways, but because he operates in a physical reality the weird contrived nonsense he sets up always kills at least a dozen people

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