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NEO: Why do my tits hurt?

MORPHEUS: You've never used them before.

well parts of chapter 4 of deltarune definitely made me pretty anxious 👍

there's also legit reasons to be anti-nintendo I needn't go into, but all big games are more expensive now, & the next Xbox+ps6 are going to be like a grand unless Sony and MS are willing to eat like $300~ of loss per system. We're in an extremely chip-dependant bubble. worlds burning down folks.
your toys are gonna be effected

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it's really funny (extremely annoying) that people are incessantly yelling that their luxury premium imported electronics toy is a bit more expensive than it was last time. especially Americans lol. don't you guys have like some other stuff that's happening? maybe even stuff that drives prices up

Greggs is the donuts of British police

@jk middleware's called "oupy !" and you can tell they're using oupy from the splash screen and also how the frame rate halves from the maximally detailed interactive dog being anywhere onscreen

in a way it's kinda charming that the oblivion remaster runs just as bad as the original did on consoles and midrange PCs of the time
still a Microsoft product tho so not gonna touch it lol

the rightoid paranoia about 15 minute cities is so funny. literally so addicted to their big stupid ugly trucks (which neurologically make people crueler and more detached) that they're afraid of places being designed for people instead of truck to the point where they're doing terrorism about it

sinuses area type of secret organ that evolved specifically to kill you in your sleep

cherry needs to invent a custom switch which has a 1kg actuation weight and has a report as loud as a desert eagle

it's a shame that we're headed for a computer performance plataeu. There may never be a system fast enough to succesfully run the Epic Games launcher

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lol so it was my old employer who fucked me it looks like and the HMRC is making it my problem rather than the multinational corporation who has the information and also accountants who's job is to do this. all years after the fact

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the UK government is threatening to fine me £100 for not doing my taxes. Since I did in fact do my taxes (I have the confirmation email) I can only assume this is related to my no longer having human rights because of the recent supreme court decision, so my gender recognition certificate no longer applies and has rendered my "legally female" tax forms invalid?

it's really cool that you can run the latest version of Godot on a raspberry pi 400

how many people are going to pay like £1 a month to maybe get a game every 6 months to a year

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do we think I could make a modest living just releasing a little game every so often, paid for with crowdfunding?

well, I'm probably going to have to flee the UK soon, so I need to upgrade my income from unsustainable to meagre

actually i think cargo cults are more logical than whatever this is. With cargo cults there was cargo once. Fascist narratives have just never been true because they're social technologies for turning exploited people against eachother when they become too much of a threat to established power

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i dont know if cargo cults were ever real in the original context but it describes rightoids well. theyre not materially or emotionally benefiting from evil, or even reliably brutalising or terrorising minorities, but they think maybe if they post enough then the man from TV will let them be dirty harry

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