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Apple advert plays, showing sweeping shots of a black glass orb with a silver apple logo on it. The voice says: "Get the new Apple Orb
what does it do? fuck you. Fuck you for even asking. Don't drop it. Don't say we didn't warn you."
Text fades onscreen, it reads: "Starts at $999999 for 64GB version"

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