Okay holy shit.

So. I found a bunch of “Humming Eggs” containing pearls worth 9k units each (A LOT).

Then I got curious and looked around more. I ended up finding a bunch of “Whispering Eggs”.

I tried taking one of them and was immediately greeted with a message stating “BIOLOGICAL HORROR DETECTED” and enormous aliens with unreadable vitals started appearing. I ended up fucking off to space and selling the eggs. Close call tho.

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@tom yeah I landed on a planet with no flora or atmosphere and found a whispering egg and got attacked by a dozen praying mantis xenomorph centaurs

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