the fucking problem with computers is that theres only three types of computer hardware and theyre all fucking garbage:

- $5 OEM Acer creaky plastic

- $900 Gamer Gaming backlit Horrible Logos & fighter jet angles

- Apple

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@jk if I was in charge there would be computer that is a featureless cube that comes in black, beige or blood red

@jk the only connector standard would be USB over ethernet over HDMI over NFC

@jk the EULA would state that if you don't carefully open the cube to look inside it once a month it will start shooting microwaves at you

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