🏳️‍⚧️Kyra🏳️‍⚧️ @kyra@awoo.space

my patreon has DOUBLED since yesterday. Following this trend, I will be a millionaire in 19 days. this is a joke about statistical manipulation

Concept art for a fodder enemy in the game in working on.
Imagine a world where anyone with the money can rent "security" (cheap killer robots) through a mobile app. That would suck.

https://www.patreon.com/kggameworks

as if to endorse my refocusing on Patreon, PayPal has made it impossible to withdraw money into my bank account

neighbours love to drop anvils on the floor and clang power tools against concrete for 22 hours a day
they also love to slip a sternly worded letter under your door if you use your bathroom after 8:30 PM

cool thing about gluten intolerance is you exclusively have the equivalent of really bad cheap snacks to choose from. and they cost more than the best version of said snacks. and they're worse than the real kind

I'm not feeling good about the things going on and how broke and tired and sad I am and how little chance there is of any of that changing

well parts of chapter 4 of deltarune definitely made me pretty anxious 👍

there's also legit reasons to be anti-nintendo I needn't go into, but all big games are more expensive now, & the next Xbox+ps6 are going to be like a grand unless Sony and MS are willing to eat like $300~ of loss per system. We're in an extremely chip-dependant bubble. worlds burning down folks.
your toys are gonna be effected

it's really funny (extremely annoying) that people are incessantly yelling that their luxury premium imported electronics toy is a bit more expensive than it was last time. especially Americans lol. don't you guys have like some other stuff that's happening? maybe even stuff that drives prices up

Greggs is the donuts of British police

@jk middleware's called "oupy !" and you can tell they're using oupy from the splash screen and also how the frame rate halves from the maximally detailed interactive dog being anywhere onscreen

in a way it's kinda charming that the oblivion remaster runs just as bad as the original did on consoles and midrange PCs of the time
still a Microsoft product tho so not gonna touch it lol

the rightoid paranoia about 15 minute cities is so funny. literally so addicted to their big stupid ugly trucks (which neurologically make people crueler and more detached) that they're afraid of places being designed for people instead of truck to the point where they're doing terrorism about it

sinuses area type of secret organ that evolved specifically to kill you in your sleep

cherry needs to invent a custom switch which has a 1kg actuation weight and has a report as loud as a desert eagle

it's a shame that we're headed for a computer performance plataeu. There may never be a system fast enough to succesfully run the Epic Games launcher

lol so it was my old employer who fucked me it looks like and the HMRC is making it my problem rather than the multinational corporation who has the information and also accountants who's job is to do this. all years after the fact