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i dont really understand the point of rust but maybe thats just because i never make mistakes. when i do programming im like. time to write a MMORPG. server and client, one executable. i write it directly in JVM bytecode. (for portability) and i get out my stenographic 0123456789ABCDEF keypad. I set my stopwatch: 8,736 hours. then I begin typing. i finish exactly 5 minutes and 73 milliseconds early. upload to steam and immediately hit number 1 top seller - never need to run the program really

✨ thanks to our new AI technology🚀 you'll never do anything🤖 ever again! ✨

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📼 remember💾 doing anything? ☎️ ok grandpa! 🖥️ theres AI now ✨ so you dont have to anymore! 🤖 and also 🚀 you can't 🔒

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We're actually all just here to chill out and have fun with eachother. A lot of these rules we're supposed to care about are just about crowd sourcing a Skinner-box that a couple of assholes have leveraged to fill the yawning voids inside them with other people's stuff

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nothing is ever deserved, because desert is made up. Like borders & laws, it's a social tool for justifying violence or rewards for certain behaviours. Consider who you want hurt & who you want rewarded, & why. There might just be some hate you could discard, or love you haven't yet acted on.

the fact people without the England mental illness cared about Corbyn in a real way automatically made him evil, but the fact he's also capable of comprehending politics in a way unfiltered by England disease made him basically satan as far as the establishment cared

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England defines itself mostly through suffering, so trying to do anything about that is seen as a sort of vile "ethnic" perversion. Politicians of course have to be real Englishmen who do Real things like driving the shittest German car & eating the cheapest curry Tesco sells

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English politicians believe it or not do have ideological convictions, it's just to being tedious scolds who make sure everything continues to get worse for the benefit of people who were born rich (and get more from the state per day than dozens of UC claimants combined)

love to live in a country where the sole ambition of the state is to destroy every function meant to support a society and replace it with a soft play area for feudal lords and a holding corporation for the Doctor Who IP rights

damn im so tired from working on my game. im gonna take a load off and watch some stuff on my laptop and maybe have some fun making my game. its time for bed! gonna just work on my game for a sec- oh its 3am huh

got reminded of the garten of banban viewmodel doohickey with 184k triangles and felt a little bit better about the mechs in my game having maybe 14% that many

it can feel really cool to talk about your cool ideas, but they're never going to become anything unless you direct that time towards making at least one of them. You gotta make stuff. Make it yourself

American conservatives will see a kind of regular looking woman and get so angry that they start hallucinating

that cheap technology has given many more people access to versions of expensive and inaccessible tools is obviously good materially. but that commercial expressly emphasized, intentionally or not, the recent homogenization of those disciplines and the standards we expect from them, and their takeover by a handful of corporations who seem to want to sell you a fake, sanitized, and quite mediocre version of a real, weird, dangerous world, over and over until you forget what the original was like

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