does anyone have a reasonably intact iPhone x or later they aren't using anymore? I'm interested in the faceID hardware for animation reasons

if we start punishing executives with normal customer service work they'd ask to get randomly gun assassinated in the street instead

I think the people who are just paid to blow leaves off of this cunt's fake greek statues are paid more than I've ever been purely through the sheer amount of hours they work

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if you use power tools for hours a day for extremely stupid reasons like removing leaves from your unused garden you should be forced to pay a stipend to all of your neighbours of perhaps £1000 a second

computers are much better than they ever need to be but they seem worse than ever because everyone who makes hardware and software is being coerced/bribed into making them bad on purpose for reasons that no reasonable person likes or agrees with

in other words my local council has been not sending out any inspectors and then threatening everyone they didn't send an inspector to

guy turned up late and said literally everyone he saw today complained about being threatened

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