Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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~ Fun fact ~
There's a contest for all five of the Eurosenses!
* Eurovision is for original songs, of course
* Eurolfactory is for industrial design history trivia
* Europroprioception is for gymnastics
* Europrecognition is NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC WHO TOLD YOU WE EXIST, and
* Euroecholocation is for masked crime-fighting
a weapon to surpass metal jear
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my snek is extremely cute...pls enjoy egg’s extremely boopable snoot 🐍
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Happy Halloween, boils, ghouls and non-boonary fools
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Fun fact: for several weeks now. And I have bad news.
FYI: I don’t want anything to do with Chara stans. get outta here.
Callout/abuse discourse, PSA
@Kyresti every time I’ve seen that person’s endlessly-shifting hydra of accounts, I’ve blocked them. Just that *alone* is a huge red flag!
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You cannot trust what a cat says in the kitchen. Whatever they tell you. Its lies
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That's the thing about moustaches
They grow on you
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*whispers* you know they make the "gender of the day" out of the leftover gender they couldn't sell yesterday
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no gods no masters no certificate authorities
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Trauma affecting relationships in queer communities
Thanks to @xurnami for this article on the effects of trauma in queer social relationships:
https://www.dailyxtra.com/why-are-queer-people-so-mean-to-each-other-160978
"This, I believe, is why traumatized communities struggle so profoundly with loving one another. We have been hard-wired for suspicion and terror of betrayal, which in turn feeds into the logics of disposability and incarceration: we come to believe that making a mistake — any mistake, whether big or small — makes someone bad and dangerous. We believe that we need to punish people who are bad and dangerous, that some people are simply too bad and too dangerous to keep among us."
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@fructose_dealer i rotate my gender every 90 days and always ensure it is a random 32-character sequence of random alphanumerics and symbols, generated from true randomness.
I also use Lastgender to manage all of my genders! Lastgender is a secure gender manager th-*is dragged away by her collar as she desperately tries to continue*
I also use Lastgender to manage all of my genders! Lastgender is a secure gender manager th-*is dragged away by her collar as she desperately tries to continue*
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Internet of Shit, ovens, safety
"Smart ovens have been turning on overnight and preheating to 400 degrees": https://www.theverge.com/2019/8/14/20802774/june-smart-oven-remote-preheat-update-user-error
Note the manufacturer's response: must be user error.
Bzzzzt.
A high-heat appliance turning on unattended is a big safety problem: fires start that way. If your user interface is such that multiple users are having that happen, it isn't the user that's at fault, it's your shitty user interface.
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I should probably be making food instead of putting googly eyes on the appliances
BUT
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Hey, want some art? GREAT NEWS! You can hire me to MAKE you art! I'll draw your OCs, your sonas, your pets... and I'll make them look REALLY good! Prices start at just $15 for a clean sketch! DM me to order, or see more info at https://www.mousbones.art/commissions
HIRE A MOUSE... TODAY!
describing a White Savior Play about genital surgery in "Africa"
@glitternoodle I am awestruck
describing a White Savior Play about genital surgery in "Africa"
@glitternoodle good *gravy*
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
