strike terminology 


Regular PSA on IT/Eng/Ops burnout (long) 

i love all the pokemon types. regular, spicy, wet, yellow, plant, cold, mockery of the human form, goop, dirt, bird, nightmare-eater, bug, dirt again, dead, things that have wings but don't fly for some reason, bastard, dirt a third time, and trans

Friendsgiving is this weekend for our little chapter of sonoma-marin queers, co-run by myself and @leafnoodle! You know what that means - it's time for..... A COOKING THREAD! πŸŽ‰πŸ΄πŸ”₯

It's about that time of year when people start wondering things like "hey, why isn't DECEMber the tenth month of the year?"

So it's time for my little lecture on Romans, calendars, and our friend Gaius Julius Caesar.

I'll be posting it as a tootchain replying to this one, but if you're impatient, here's the whole thing:

So: β€œWhy isn’t the new year on winter solstice?”

The answer, honestly, is that the Romans had no fucking idea how to run a calendar.

convincing people that they are puppy is simply moving the Roverton window

fun fact: the german article β€œdie” is read by most english trained algorithms as "die"

this legitimately means you can get a 12 hour ban for talking about "the boomers" auf deutsch on birdsite

pokemon snark 

pokemon snark 

look i know ive been yelling about this for 2 days but its so good


look at this bomb-ass art of Yura by !!!!!!


also brought to you by reading this 3.5 Monster Manual III is tonight's "words you can sing in place of My Little Pony"

"Skullcrusher ogre"

I was an average happy kid; I liked sparkles, jumping around, stickers, hugs, sunflowers, tractors and making friends.

But because the skull of my father's dead horse followed me everywhere I went, whispering ancient songs, people assumed I was cursed and destined for a life of Goth poems, corsets and eye-liner.

It didn't even glow in the dark! It wasn't even on fire!

The day mom added giant googly-eyes drastically improved reactions.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Paranormal

RMS pulls a serious power move (read: dick move), unilaterally appointing a maintainer to Guile without consulting the other co-maintainers or community, because the current co-maintainers disagree with him on governance

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