remember that whole "Attack Helicopter" fiasco? Gretchen Felker-Martin has a great article on it that just went up today, full of coup de graces like this:


Clarified butter in a spray can? Ghee whiz

i don't know why furries are talking about The King In Yellow but i can only assume it means they're playing and it's about dang time.

Chief among the lingering questions I have about Sekiro is this: *who has been arming and training all these monkeys*

Tired: Gonzo journalism

Wired: Statler & Waldorf journalism

Hired: Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem journalism

Someone tried to connect to my MUD via their browser and because of how character creation works right now, that kind of worked so there's now a player standing in Crossed Candles Inn with the user name "GET / HTTP/1.1"

today I found out you can buy "goat tubes" to help protect your goat's coat

just heard the phrase "tip of the yikesburg" and I'm planning to incorporate it into at least three conversations a day

"whats your gender?"

oh, it's a 10-bar javanese


*metallophone noises*

happy new year, y’all!

This was a pretty good one for me, all told. Here’s to the next one being better, for all of us!

Finally we're leaving that awkward part of the century where we didn't really know how to refer to the decade

80s, 90s, "other," mumbling, 20s!!

Let's talk about user interface design. This is my parents' microwave. The task is to warn up food. How?

me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?

me: ...

me: oh NO

one of my favorite, strangest websites is

it's an elaborate shitpost of a website that traces an imaginary taxonomy and phylogeny of little plastic waste products, particularly the little plastic bits that they use to keep bread bags closed (occlupanidae)


Musical theatre demon has thoughts about CATS and stage to screen translations. Buckle up y'all.

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