Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
open aro/ace Qs, non-ace feedback wanted!
I’ve gotten really interesting responses to these questions before, but I’m realizing i really oughta get a control group together.
Please let me know if you relate to these experiences (and how confident you are that you are/aren’t asexual or aromantic):
- finding a total stranger hot, like someone across the street or at the cash register
- having celebrity crushes
I know they sound remarkably silly, but it’d be really helpful to hear.
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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fellas: is it gay to grapple? You're pretty much just pondering and intensely evaluate a problem 😔🤔
it sometimes feels like my role in life is to hear people confess their Terrible Weird Scary Secret and go “oh! yeah I got some friends like that, go check these 3 sites out”
not a bad place to be, I suppose.
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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what the fuck is up!!! my fursona is saturday the wallaby-shark/shapeshifter and they like to yell!
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Pokésonas? Yes. There's Sugar the Meowth who is an idealized self, and Point the Smeargle who is a representation of programming as my means of creative expression
food hot take: dijon mustard is a top tier condiment for fries
A cute little surprise pic of Zenith I got recently!
currently having an extravagant platter of fancy cheeses for lunch, because the selection I bought turned out to be more than two gatherings could finish :p
as the rain washes out some of the smoke, I had not expected the smell.
it reminds me of smoky tea, at times; at others it’s just weird and funky.
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I added some heirloom apples, cookies, and D&D spells to the dataset of pies to see if the neural net would make some more medieval-sounding pies. It worked a little too well.
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Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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I woke up and can hear the patter of rain.
What a relief.
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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The most excellent and lamentable tragedy of Flat UI Design, in two acts.
just got took-my-id-and-stared-for-45-seconds-with-an-eyebrow-cocked carded at the bar.
This is gonna keep happening until I’m 40 isn’t it?
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niss@chitter.xyz 
the year is 2118. adobe flash is still alive, being kept afloat solely by furries making sex animations
it feels so weird to be back at the ‘bird.
work
and so begins a 2hr drive that I thought I’d finally sworn off forever.
it’s not like I have to keep doing it regularly again, at least. and it’ll be fun to see the folks I used to know.
Back to the realm of the employed today!
It feels...not very different at all, somehow.
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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I feel very strongly and passionately about dragons
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
