Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
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🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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That's the thing about moustaches
They grow on you
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*whispers* you know they make the "gender of the day" out of the leftover gender they couldn't sell yesterday
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no gods no masters no certificate authorities
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Trauma affecting relationships in queer communities
Thanks to @xurnami for this article on the effects of trauma in queer social relationships:
https://www.dailyxtra.com/why-are-queer-people-so-mean-to-each-other-160978
"This, I believe, is why traumatized communities struggle so profoundly with loving one another. We have been hard-wired for suspicion and terror of betrayal, which in turn feeds into the logics of disposability and incarceration: we come to believe that making a mistake — any mistake, whether big or small — makes someone bad and dangerous. We believe that we need to punish people who are bad and dangerous, that some people are simply too bad and too dangerous to keep among us."
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@fructose_dealer i rotate my gender every 90 days and always ensure it is a random 32-character sequence of random alphanumerics and symbols, generated from true randomness.
I also use Lastgender to manage all of my genders! Lastgender is a secure gender manager th-*is dragged away by her collar as she desperately tries to continue*
I also use Lastgender to manage all of my genders! Lastgender is a secure gender manager th-*is dragged away by her collar as she desperately tries to continue*
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Internet of Shit, ovens, safety
"Smart ovens have been turning on overnight and preheating to 400 degrees": https://www.theverge.com/2019/8/14/20802774/june-smart-oven-remote-preheat-update-user-error
Note the manufacturer's response: must be user error.
Bzzzzt.
A high-heat appliance turning on unattended is a big safety problem: fires start that way. If your user interface is such that multiple users are having that happen, it isn't the user that's at fault, it's your shitty user interface.
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I should probably be making food instead of putting googly eyes on the appliances
BUT
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Hey, want some art? GREAT NEWS! You can hire me to MAKE you art! I'll draw your OCs, your sonas, your pets... and I'll make them look REALLY good! Prices start at just $15 for a clean sketch! DM me to order, or see more info at https://www.mousbones.art/commissions
HIRE A MOUSE... TODAY!
Chicory spoiled us with a surprise gift for my and Array’s anniversary!
I’m melting from how sweet it is.
(🎨: @hollow_bone@twitter.com)
fire emblem shitpost
Potions $200
Weapons $800
Flowers $3,600
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my kingdom is dying
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Your favorite Mastodon instance.
https://www.comicskingdom.com/shared_comics/bf458bca-7171-4737-aeb4-a4cd3634bd36
I am sufficiently bad at third-person dual-stick camera controls that I’d rather just stop playing any game that surprises me with them.
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#kobold pride???? heck yeah!!!!
(comes in gay, lesbian, bi, trans, pan, ace, genderqueer, and nonbinary)
https://t.co/QN2IBDIi5o?amp=1
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Now that I realize what this Mystic Quest monster *is*, I’m surprised WoTC tolerated it! they were pretty darn fussy about that trademark.
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I have been thinking about this for a bit, and I have come to the conclusion that I don't want no scrubs neither.
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
