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False associations vents, various cws mentioned 

Queer people aren't pedophiles
Furries aren't animal abusers
Babyfurs aren't pedophiles
Kinky people aren't abusers
Otherkin, trans people, and plural people aren't mentally ill

Some of these folks are those things, but it isn't a direct connection and it frustrates me to no end when people make these associations

@leafnoodle do... do you think love can bloom, even on the jattlefield?

:ms_hyena:​ Radine (she/her)

~ Fun fact ~

There's a contest for all five of the Eurosenses!

* Eurovision is for original songs, of course
* Eurolfactory is for industrial design history trivia
* Europroprioception is for gymnastics
* Europrecognition is NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC WHO TOLD YOU WE EXIST, and
* Euroecholocation is for masked crime-fighting

HISTORY FACT

in the past, it was common for people to write software for purposes other than helping tech companies monetize their users more effectively

#history #fact

my snek is extremely cute...pls enjoy egg’s extremely boopable snoot 🐍

Fun fact: for several weeks now. And I have bad news.

FYI: I don’t want anything to do with Chara stans. get outta here.

You cannot trust what a cat says in the kitchen. Whatever they tell you. Its lies

*whispers* you know they make the "gender of the day" out of the leftover gender they couldn't sell yesterday

no gods no masters no certificate authorities

Trauma affecting relationships in queer communities 

Thanks to @xurnami for this article on the effects of trauma in queer social relationships:
dailyxtra.com/why-are-queer-pe
"This, I believe, is why traumatized communities struggle so profoundly with loving one another. We have been hard-wired for suspicion and terror of betrayal, which in turn feeds into the logics of disposability and incarceration: we come to believe that making a mistake — any mistake, whether big or small — makes someone bad and dangerous. We believe that we need to punish people who are bad and dangerous, that some people are simply too bad and too dangerous to keep among us."

@fructose_dealer i rotate my gender every 90 days and always ensure it is a random 32-character sequence of random alphanumerics and symbols, generated from true randomness.

I also use Lastgender to manage all of my genders! Lastgender is a secure gender manager th-*is dragged away by her collar as she desperately tries to continue*

Internet of Shit, ovens, safety 

"Smart ovens have been turning on overnight and preheating to 400 degrees": theverge.com/2019/8/14/2080277

Note the manufacturer's response: must be user error.

Bzzzzt.

A high-heat appliance turning on unattended is a big safety problem: fires start that way. If your user interface is such that multiple users are having that happen, it isn't the user that's at fault, it's your shitty user interface.

I should probably be making food instead of putting googly eyes on the appliances

BUT

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