Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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RT @mudede@twitter.com
The Rash of Restaurant Closures Shows Seattle Has Reached the Second and Terminal Stage of Gentrification https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2020/01/15/42571615/the-rash-of-restaurant-closures-shows-seattle-has-reached-the-second-and-terminal-stage-of-gentrification
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Chief among the lingering questions I have about Sekiro is this: *who has been arming and training all these monkeys*
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Tired: Gonzo journalism
Wired: Statler & Waldorf journalism
Hired: Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem journalism
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Someone tried to connect to my MUD via their browser and because of how character creation works right now, that kind of worked so there's now a player standing in Crossed Candles Inn with the user name "GET / HTTP/1.1"
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today I found out you can buy "goat tubes" to help protect your goat's coat
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"whats your gender?"
oh, it's a 10-bar javanese
"what?"
*metallophone noises*
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happy new year, y’all!
This was a pretty good one for me, all told. Here’s to the next one being better, for all of us!
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Finally we're leaving that awkward part of the century where we didn't really know how to refer to the decade
80s, 90s, "other," mumbling, 20s!!
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Let's talk about user interface design. This is my parents' microwave. The task is to warn up food. How?
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me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?
me: ...
me: oh NO
https://aiweirdness.com/post/189845472982/the-ais-carol
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one of my favorite, strangest websites is https://www.horg.com/horg/
it's an elaborate shitpost of a website that traces an imaginary taxonomy and phylogeny of little plastic waste products, particularly the little plastic bits that they use to keep bread bags closed (occlupanidae)
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Remember a month ago? That was two and a half years ago.
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i should probably not laugh as much at this as i do, but the "skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients" on the One Night Cough Syrup gets me every single time y'all
cw for drugs on account of old-timey patent medicines being fucking bonkers
It's quite an upgrade from the "default apache directory listing" look I was going by for the past....2.5 years.
In the truest manner of coder-furry, I had to reinvent the wheels and bake my own art gallery from scratch.
But now it's done, and I think it looks really nice!
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RT @InertialObservr@twitter.com
Illusion of The Year 2019 Winner
It's based on a simple Lissajous curve, but uses clever shading/highlighting to create a 'double-axis' illusion
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/InertialObservr/status/1206066397454852098
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
