Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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I added some heirloom apples, cookies, and D&D spells to the dataset of pies to see if the neural net would make some more medieval-sounding pies. It worked a little too well.
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I woke up and can hear the patter of rain.
What a relief.
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The most excellent and lamentable tragedy of Flat UI Design, in two acts.
just got took-my-id-and-stared-for-45-seconds-with-an-eyebrow-cocked carded at the bar.
This is gonna keep happening until I’m 40 isn’t it?
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niss@chitter.xyz 
the year is 2118. adobe flash is still alive, being kept afloat solely by furries making sex animations
it feels so weird to be back at the ‘bird.
work
and so begins a 2hr drive that I thought I’d finally sworn off forever.
it’s not like I have to keep doing it regularly again, at least. and it’ll be fun to see the folks I used to know.
Back to the realm of the employed today!
It feels...not very different at all, somehow.
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I feel very strongly and passionately about dragons
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Fact: Sugar canonically knows how to play the sousaphone (Art by @technicolorpie on Twitter)
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There are basically five kinds of Shadowrun characters
Trenchcoat McEdgestubble
Tactical waifu
Misplaced monk/wizard
Raver furry w/gun
Thinly veiled 80s movie expy
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some guy has been trying to be funny and keeps posting rainbow edits of Runescape enemies with "gay" in their name but jokes on him I love this unironically
Bedhead is a real challenge when you're a bird!
A commission from SkyTea I got at PAWCon!
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Let one six-sided die carry the faces {1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4}; let a second carry the faces {1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8}.
When rolled together, this pair of dice have the same probability distribution as a normal pair of dice.
This is the only arrangement of digits to do so that doesn't include negative numbers. They're called Sicherman dice after their discoverer.
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😱 Oh no, Carmen Sandiego has stolen the concept of ownership!
Goodbye, #pawcon! I had a great time :3
pawcon
yep, I still live for that body-shaking bass experience.
pawcon
I still can’t believe the paw party at #pawcon is not only the best themed, but *so* extra on the bartending. They’re mixing real drinks on the fly with a shaker. They use St. George *vodka*!!
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
