Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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maybe pushed it a little hard today, but I managed to get my squat and deadlift back up to 175lb. still a long ways from my old peak of ~240, but it feels pretty good!
I suspect I’m gonna hit the wall again soon, though. It’s been too smooth so far.
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ohhh no no no! frankenstein is the professor! you're thinking of frankenstein's fursona!
how did we arrive in a timeline where there’s branded Five Nights At Freddys blankets at Target???
relatedly, glasses wearers! did you know you can improve your swim experience with this one weird trick?
it turns out you can just...buy corrective-lensed goggles. and they're only like $20.
all you have to do is put in your number and that's it. https://www.speedousa.com/vanquisher-optical-goggle-style-7500601 (get the clear ones, the tinted are *way* too dark)
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whoops, left my goggles at the gym last time! amazingly, they were actually found and turned in.
woulda sucked to lose those right before BLFC.
the CO alarms are smoke alarms *anyway* so we don’t even need them...
it’s 4am smoke alarm season! all 6 alarms in our house are wired together and go off if any of them are low battery.
Or they would if we hadn’t finally pulled out every single one.
I got my multimeter and the 9v batteries were all pulling 9v except for ONE at...7v
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Ah yes, the 3 genders.
:european_battle_axe: :halberd: :glaive:
furry shitposting
oh hey it’s my ravesona
https://awoo.space/media/-9K38VS7YexpgzmGjmU
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Dragon Aurora over Norway
Image Credit & Copyright: Marco Bastoni
"does that make me the grandfather clock in this analogy?" #outofcontexttheatre
furry shitpost
i was struck by an awful shirt idea that i somehow have never ran across yet, and if i have to think about it so do you:
LEGALIZE
UwU
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It’s a flapper! Get it? Because that is simultaneously a word for a member of a particular social group from the 1920s and a humorous, albeit contrived, diminutive name for a bird! Thus the double meaning creates a pun!
Yay!
Oh by the way, this is watercolor.
#art
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Personal Opinion: Burritos are totally a form of self care.
oddly soothing video of the day: smashing things in a hydraulic press and having a jolly good time of it.
🎵 take a look 🎵
🎵 it's in a book 🎵
🎵 water dragon 🎵
source (with closeups): https://www.flickr.com/photos/bluebuilder/40782303245/
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Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
