Sex, Drugs, Swear Words
Me, a hedonist: Ah, yes. Critiqued two stories, made a fantastic late-night snack, then sexytimes after a light puff on the bong. Sure, it's 03h00 now, but I'll easily get six hours of sleep before work.
Me, a lunatic: What squamous hell is this, waking up at 07h00 and feeling refreshed? Maybe I can get the day started early!.
Me, a wretch: It's 08h00 please just let me have another hour every divinity above and below I beseech you