I had to use extra water and triple sec to bring the crust together, because I used cocoa powder in my cheater's puff. Paul Hollywood would not approve. Mary Berry would add more double cream. The tart filling has no cream, just eggs, chocolate, and TOFFEE that I made while I was HIGH.
STONED. TOFFEE.
That was totally a bad plan. But it __worked__. And it tasted pretty good, even if the dough still rose too much in the middle because I patched a hole too aggressively.
@a_breakin_glass I happen to love it and that I made it while I was high is a testament to my skill at cooking and my increased Wisdom penalties while stoned.
@literorrery toffee is disgusting