Genie-based lewdness
@Phorm So, completely hypothetically, if I was to duct-tape a remote control vibrator to your bottle stopper does that count as rubbing it? :D
Genie-based lewdness
@doephinAD @Phorm We could always just dangle one of those little bullet-types just inside the neck of the bottle....
Genie-based lewdness
@doephinAD @Phorm If we blocked the opening with one, and attached another to the outside....
Genie-based lewdness
@Phorm @doephinAD Do it right and we can get the glass to sing, like rubbing a wet finger around the opening of a wineglass until the whole thing is ringing.
Genie-based lewdness
@literorrery @doephinAD Oh good heavens, we're going to approach the harmonic frequency of a genie bottle here, aren't we?
And yes, that is a euphemism.