Lewd memory
Only ever really got caught at something lewd three times, only one of which is a good(?) memory:
My mom was super subtle about it when she visited. She came out of the bathroom and said, "Dang, with how often you chose cleaning the bathroom as a chore growing up, I thought you'd be better at it as an adult."
When I went in there next, there were two butt plugs on the vanity :P
(Half of it was actually solved a week ago and I didn't realize it 'cause my local data is old. Differences between mawk (default on trusty) and gawk (default on xenial) led to some trailing characters. The rest I finished Friday, and I plugged everything together today ^^)
Update! Tumblr is apparently banning chunks of ArchiveTeam (who does warrior stuff). They're not IA, but that doesn't mean it's not shitty for Tumblr to do :S
As a follow-up, Tumblr may be banning IPs of Warriors. That is, unfortunately, outside our control. It'd likely be due to rate-limiting.
Seeing some rumblings about Tumblr banning Internet Archive. That's not true, thankfully! All our crawlers are up and running (you can check by going to https://web.archive.org and using the Save Page Now feature! e.g: http://makyo.io/tumblr-spn-test ).
THAT SAID, ArchiveTeam's project to archive Tumblrs is racing right up to the finish line! If you want to run a Warrior (distributed crawler), you can find out more here: https://archiveteam.org/index.php?title=Tumblr
Recovering techie with an MFA in creative writing at Cornell College, working on like a kajillion writing projects at once.
Trans/nb, queer, polyam, median, constantly overwhelmed.
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