kobolds riding medium-sized animals such as:

dire stoats
dire weasels
dire ferrets
alligators
dogs (especially dogs)
enlarged housecats
a playground bouncy horse
bob saget

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@vahnj Kobolds attempting to ride unwieldily things such as:

• a twine-wrapped bundle of sneks
• a barrel
• a large helium balloon
• other kobolds
• an RC car they don't understand isn't able to listen to their commands
• a single rollerblade
• a vacuum cleaner

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