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Watching a company all hands meeting where our CEO talks about all the great things we're doing for our communities...

...and then talks about the return on investment; how much money we can make off of them for doing these things. 'cause that's the real motivation for helping others, right?

DESTROY CAPITALISM

New head-cannon from aforementioned new rule:

All Seattle folks who use umbrellas and clearly know where they're going are secretly plush :D

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New rule:

If you live in Seattle you can still be a local even if you use umbrellas*

*ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵃ ᵖˡᵘˢʰ

If I end up starting a band, it's gonna be "The Soft Friends" :D

I bought my first guitar _and_ my first bong yesterday. I'm worried I may hit peak Seattle too soon in the game.

Lifehack: openly expressing your feelings and emotions to the people around you.

I want to play more guitar but my fingers hurt a lot ;o;

I did the thing!
youtube.com/watch?v=TRIVldhQYD

I just started playing today so uh, don't expect much in the line of quality. XD

People used to clean their houses, and then came the internet

@vahnj listen though if you can't make out with cute elves what's even the *point* of winning the war.

To heck with my broken hands. I am going to follow my dreams. I'm gonna buy a guitar this weekend and then I'm going to learn how to play it.

The last time I tried, I was 14 and playing an acoustic with super tall frets and old strings. That guitar made me feel the tendonitis and carpel tunnel pains I now live with every day.

This time, I'll try a nice short fret electric, and I'll string it with super light strings.

I think I can do this. ♥️
Wish me luck!

Hey Seattle area friends! Anyone want to go see "Against Me!" in concert in September? Tickets just went on sale! :D

I've been thinking a lot about naga mawrs and I think it'd be super cute to have an under-stuffed naga body, kind almost like a long plush slug. :3

A plush dragon carefully wiggles their way through a crowded subway station, smooshing onto a train, compressing softly to fit through the relatively small doors. They might need help to get back off again!

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