Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space

I would like to go do mawr things and say things that a mawr would say

And also go for a walk in the rain but I don't want to get wet because a wet ✨plush✨ doesn't get many cuddles. I have two umbrellas and they're both in the cars that aren't here. D:

The rain sure is nice today. ...but it's a lot heavier than usual, and we've been getting a *lot* of heavier-than-usual rain. The creeks and rivers in the area are at a high risk of flooding if this keeps up. >..>;

Hey Masto

Tell me about your favorite weird gods

Mortgage insurance is an extra monthly fee you have to pay if you can't put at least 20% down on the purchase of a house.

A cheap house in the outskirts of a trans friendly metropolitan area will run you at least $500k (20% = $100k).

So if you manage to scrape together just enough to buy a "cheap" house in a place that won't kill you for existing, you will be forced to pay an extra $400 a month just because you're not rich.

(destroy capitalism)

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I love this deer boi ♥

(that's a new type of boi!!!)

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I'm in a conference call with the company who's product we're replatforming to use, and they're showing off their built-in marketing tools.

Great fuck. Their _built in tools_ now include automated social media scraping to categorize user interests so you can market to them. You can open any customer profile and see all their calculated interests in a tag cloud.

None of this is okay. None of it. I feel sick.

You can be a ✨plush!✨ :D

Me, trying to work after 4 days of blissful vacation with friends and family:

Mood: Furiously shitposting through the foggy haze of exhaustion instead of focusing on work like a good ✨plush✨

CAN'T WAKE UP this morning augh

All I want for Giftmas is 17 Snorlax bean bag chairs and enough denim to make jorts for all of them

uhhhhhh...

I had extra pumpkin pie filling from making pumpkin pies on Thanksgiving, so I mixed them with a bunch of oats and baked them in bowls for breakfast treats.

I just had some with some milk mixed in, and omg. Best decision. :9

Has anyone written a linux sound driver for outputting to Lyrebirds? It seems possible; I present the following as evidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7do