Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space
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Dragony plush thing! Friendly, non-binary, anarcho-syndicalist, ace.
Check out @mawr for my public account.
Joined May 2017
Angry work venting [4/4]
I already contacted our infrastructure team and gotten them to repoint DNS to the webservers directly, bypassing the hosting provider's shitty LB. A single server might not handle the traffic by itself, but at least it will handle _some_ of the traffic while our Hosting provider figures out how to get their thumbs out of their assholes.
I can't even begin to describe how angry I am with our current provider. This isn't even the worst thing they've done to us.
Angry work venting [3/?]
I sent an email in explaining that I'd already verified the issue was not with the VMs, but with either the LB or the networking between the LB and the VMs.
Half an hour goes by without a peep from anyone, so I call and get a scared sounding person on the phone with a thick accent who does his very best to get me off the phone without doing anything at all to help me.... but I wasn't havin' that.
Angry work venting [2/?]
The only ticket update I've gotten that wasn't "I've escalated this" or "I will get back to you soon" was the following, verbatim:
"We still investigating. We have determinate that the Loadbalancer is working correctly. We need to check if there is an issue with the VMs."
We tested that. Extensively. I swiched hosts to point directly at the webservers and they all work great! Point at the LB, they all time out. I pointed this out earlier in the ticket, too.
Angry work venting [1/?]
All of the websites I'm responsible for are down right now and there's nothing I can do about it.
Our load balancer started dropping connections. We put in a ticket; no response for 2 hours. Now the LB is failing to load our most popular ecom site, so I call in and try to get someone to do something about the problem.
Shortly after that, all of our sites went down, hard.
It's been 6 hours since we reported this and the problem is now WORSE THAN WHEN WE REPORTED IT.
Splatoon 2 Babbling
OMG I didn't know you could use the splash down special during jumps!! :O
I have cuban coffee
Le café cubain est très bon :9 ♥️
I wasn't online today because I spent all day helping friends build a garden in their yard and it was *awesome.*
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Extradimensional Weirdness!
Parents, talk to your kids about Bill. If you don't, he will.
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we've done it we've reached peak masto and it is beautiful @Gargron @plsburydoughboy https://awoo.space/media/8WwTdOaHWeQyepj9T0A
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Why remake what you can fix?
"Parasitic wooden cubes slash Parisian building's energy consumption by 75%"
http://inhabitat.com/parasitic-wooden-cubes-slash-parisian-buildings-energy-consumption-by-75/ https://lgbt.io/media/QyeDnfQm7JoJkJQiOWs
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We need more indie WarioWare rapid-fire-microgame-style games, with an adorable pixel cast of queer furries and kind happy gentle weirdos, with explicitly queer silly romantic sexy bizarre microgames, with glitches and gay robots and empathy and available on itch.io.
This started as a one-off post, but now I feel like there's something here. There should be a game jam to make these games, all using GameMaker from Humble's bundle, and at the end of the jam all the games are rolled into one.
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I boosted @GinnyMcQueen's toot about this earlier, but Yonatan's response to the Google manifesto deserves a non-CW toot. I know and trust Yonatan and there is substantial wisdom here. https://medium.com/@yonatanzunger/so-about-this-googlers-manifesto-1e3773ed1788
I had two slices of that pie like 5 hours ago and I'm still stuffed
(...and not just 'cause I'm a plush X3)
I'm a squid plush!
I'm a kid plush!
Splatoon 2 Splatfest #1: Mayo vs Ketchup results! :D
Popularity:
❌27% Mayo to ✅73% Ketchup.
Solo Wins:
✅52% Mayo to ❌48% Ketchup.
Team wins:
✅51% Mayo to ❌49% Ketchup.
Overall winners: Mayo! :D
Watching a bunch of people trying and failing to be Star Trek bridge crew is the #1 best advertisement for VR gaming I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f5BLSiyARs&feature=youtu.be&t=4m54s
"Star Trek: Bridge Crew: VRodeo" [4:54 - 56:13]
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I would be pretty okay if my superpower was the ability to summon any small (say, 2-10 member) group of people to a particular location simultaneously and convince them each in turn to say the one thing that would make each of the others in the group cherish the speaker deeply.
Keep all the rest, I'll take that one.
- Pronouns
- They/She
- Location
- Seattle
Dragony plush thing! Friendly, non-binary, anarcho-syndicalist, ace.
Check out @mawr for my public account.
Joined May 2017
