✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ Fuzzy Kyle @thethinktanker@awoo.space
Bisexual dadbot. Sparkle awoo-ified. Kinky married Mormon. Intersectional feminist. Jokes are a coping mechanism. Deeply depressed. GIF lover. He/Him
My milkshake summons men to my house
They like it
And I tell them there's a five dollar cover but please do come in
Our entire month system is wrong.
September should be the 7th month.
October should be 8th
November should be 9th
December should be 10th
WHY ARE THERE NO UNDECEMBER AND DUODECEMBER
what a dreary day it has been...
I realize @esdin has a life unlike the rest of us but I miss when he would whip Mastodon into a frenzy making dumb puns and dad jokes
blushing catboys with bedroom eyes boost if you agree
blushing catboys with slightly embarrassed but also hungry catboy eYES BOOST IF YOU AGREE
No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.
boost if you're on mastodon
Time to get off masto and make something productive of my life lol nope
Are there any mobile masto clients that let you easily switch between instances and accounts? Or is Tusky still as good as it gets?
Oh geez, "Join us and roll for damage," sounds more like a threat meant to keep people out, I'm so sorry!
For all people interested in tabletop RPGs and lovely design chats, one of the creators of Dungeon World has created a brand new instance called Dice.Camp. Join us and roll for damage.
My #Brand™️ in Five Easy Steps!
1. Whoa, this might actually be a funny silly joke idea!
2. Ha ha I'm posting tons of rapid-fire variations on this silly joke idea because I'm so excited by the act of creation!
3. i've taken it too far it's garbage i'm garbage everything is garbage and they all think i'm annoying
4. i'mma keep doin' it tho
5. Repeat.
Lewd furries everywhere
If you're posting about being a pony with wings and a horn, you're alicorny on main.
if you've posted earlier, you're before me on main
catboys in maid outfits boost if you agree
Cute bunnies in maid outfits serving you coffee
Boost if you agree
If you're posting online to make sure your friends stay safe and are aware of the dangers out there, you're forewarny on main.
nnngggggg 
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