I wanna be horny on main and I AM horny, but I don't know what I'm horny FOR, ya know?

Everytime I come into Mastodon somebody is always being horny and that's kind of beautiful

My milkshake summons men to my house
They like it
And I tell them there's a five dollar cover but please do come in

Our entire month system is wrong.

September should be the 7th month.
October should be 8th
November should be 9th
December should be 10th


I realize @esdin has a life unlike the rest of us but I miss when he would whip Mastodon into a frenzy making dumb puns and dad jokes

blushing catboys with bedroom eyes boost if you agree

blushing catboys with slightly embarrassed but also hungry catboy eYES BOOST IF YOU AGREE

No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.

Time to get off masto and make something productive of my life lol nope

Are there any mobile masto clients that let you easily switch between instances and accounts? Or is Tusky still as good as it gets?

Oh geez, "Join us and roll for damage," sounds more like a threat meant to keep people out, I'm so sorry!

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For all people interested in tabletop RPGs and lovely design chats, one of the creators of Dungeon World has created a brand new instance called Dice.Camp. Join us and roll for damage.

My ™️​ in Five Easy Steps!

1. Whoa, this might actually be a funny silly joke idea!

2. Ha ha I'm posting tons of rapid-fire variations on this silly joke idea because I'm so excited by the act of creation!

3. i've taken it too far it's garbage i'm garbage everything is garbage and they all think i'm annoying

4. i'mma keep doin' it tho

5. Repeat.

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