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new dildo came in the mail and i am reminded of another dildo i have that i ordered that is WAY TOO BIG and just haunts me from it's original packaging in my closet like a terrifying dick goblin.

i had a buyer for it like a year ago that hem'd and haw'd about getting around to actually paying for it so i could ship it out and at this point i kind of just want to block them from my porn tumblr and just get rid of it however i can.

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