sea witch takes (the disney little mermaid film)
from the birdsite, i have found now the best take on Ursula (https://twitter.com/pangmeli/status/941331629934510081) and went to back to watch/listen to Poor Unfortunate Souls and, wow, dang
sassy oceanic witch delivering fae-like deals that are ultimately intended to Help People Figure Their Shit Out? holy blap that was my jam before i knew what my jam was
maybe about 20% more seelie for me, personally but, like,
damb HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THAT SONG
sea witch takes (the disney little mermaid film)
'for payment i'm taking away your voice, hopefully without being able to hold conversation you can realize how garbagely superficial this dude you just met and are super-crushing-on is'
'and, like, tbh, how kind of most of those surface dudes suck??'
'for real though. i'mma level with you. you could do so much better, friend. like, i'd *love* to be wrong, but--'
'okay wow you actually still want this OKAY FINE. Don't say i didn't warn you!'
sea witch takes (the disney little mermaid film)
except after the end of three days it's less 'your soul is mine now foreve mwahahaha'
and more 'oh, dear. c'mon. let's go get you some nice tea, some kelp-biscuits, and we can talk it out. It'll be okay.'
anyway in summary: ocean faerie magic is basically me and that's p cool? n..n