USA today serves a completely Javascript-free website to EU-based users https://eu.usatoday.com/
@dickmandrake someone should spread the rumor that that's the only way to comply with GDPR
@noiob @dickmandrake I approve of this idea.
@noiob I gasped when I clicked on it. this is the best page on the internet
@noiob holy... shit...
@noiob This loaded almost instantly on my phone. It's so... beautiful