@cyberpresidentvanellope @noiob my theory was kids are bad at tactical shooters
@bonzoesc narwhals are cool but not as cool as unicorns smdh
@theoutrider @noiob I… went narwhal ('cause my irl friends did) and imo it's wild that they actually exist as a real life critter out there skewering fish by swimming real fast or whatever they do
@bonzoesc @theoutrider wait they don't actually do that right? It's mostly for show and mating-related rivalry fights?
@noiob @theoutrider I seriously doubt they do that lol, they don't have any way to getting fish off there without teamwork
@noiob @theoutrider I'm not a whale biologist
@bonzoesc @theoutrider I used to be very into dolphins as a kid so I read a thing or two about narwhals. Just looked it up, the tusk is a sensory organ and apparently the males rub their tusks together ("tusking") sometimes for unknown reasons, so they don't even really fight with them
@noiob @theoutrider whoa cool
I double-checked just now that they weren't baleen whales
@noiob
Maybe it's because tweenhood and teenhood are awkward times, that a lot of people wish to forget.
Can't say I blame them..really.