@noiob Amazon has one.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/BW-HDMI-SCART-Composite-Converter/dp/B00NAT0W2Y
The Nu-Maplin has it too, but I don't know if they ship out of the UK.
@Jo I'd only buy this kind of cursed box off Aliexpress anyways, thanks
@Jo it's even the same box, how handy :D https://de.aliexpress.com/item/32957786107.html
@noiob Probably about 5p
@Jo I kinda want one even though I really don't need it, it'd be funny to keep around