You're in a cell, outside are two guards. One likes big butts and cannot lie, the other likes small butts and cannot tell the truth. You can ask one of them one question
@onfy I haven't told you what info you're supposed to get
@noiob Whoops.
@noiob ...I thought that was the setup to a joke, actually.
@onfy the post is already the whole joke
@noiob ok!
@noiob "so lads... what exactly is the deal"
@noiob "Is the earth round?"