broke: there’s no wi-fi in a pokéball

woke: wi-fi penetrates objects, so of course there’s wi-fi in a pokéball

bespoke: the pokémon is in a pocket dimension, so if you want wi-fi in there, you have to get a shitty IoT pokéball that connects to your router and also has an insecure-ass PHP 5.6 web panel that lets anyone remotely open the ball without a password

@gardevoir aren't Pokéballs already somewhat digital? you can upload them to a computer

@noiob have you *seen* the internet? I don’t wanna *go* there, I just wanna chat with my friends on my funny black rectangle

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@noiob one of those “the cloud is just someone else’s computer” stickers but it’s “Someone’s PC” from before you’ve met Bill

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