the real reason you should WFH is not that as an employee it benefits your mental or physical wellbeing, or that it makes you more productive. the real reason you should WFH is that if you do, it increases Microsoft Teams usage metrics, which benefits me (halcy) personally, as these are KPIs for my team at wo-
@halcy What is your recommended policy for GSuite users?
@stilescrisis a public apology followed by switching immediately to M365
@halcy I don't think my employer (Alphabet) would be too keen on that
@stilescrisis I guess the only way is we must now meet outside the saloon at around 12:00 and duke it out
@halcy @stilescrisis *gets shot*