woke up 6 hours ahead of schedule and assumed i'd fall back to sleep but instead my brain spent 2 hours trying and failing to formulate a joke about a lactose intolerant cop movie by working backwards from the punchline ("Hurty Dairy") so i should just get up and have a weird day
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@noiob yeah it seemed like it could be worth the effort but i decided it's funnier to represent the struggle of creation