bubble chase, good start

it's gotta be fun being one of the people whose job is at apple but you just get to make little shorts like this

starting with tim by the rainbow. good mornang!!!!!

true, i too am dreaming a big idea and going to create it by programming (getting a programming job)

yes!!!! we love this!!!!!

apple park propaganda is serving already

sigh. still no fun colors for the air. what do we need to do tim

hm they're really doing a good job selling these things "cheap for apple". that's why i was able to get the mini i have too

does anyone want to give me an m2 ultra mac studio

nevermind i meant mac pro

i really can speak to the effectiveness of the unified memory + ssd thing they have going though, it's why the m2 mini i have works so well with 16gb

oo i want the rack one, that sounds fun and cool

apple has completed their transition! good job besties 🏳️‍⚧️

craig is always stanced up

"live voicemail" finally, the most legendary landline feature

basketball craig cameo

i enjoy how they made the exchanging contacts animation look like you're trading pokemon

craig says you can legally type fuck

alright, we're definitely in the machine learning bend here. it's not egregious but it's happening, it's definitely not going to make for a google-esque ai supercut (at least so far)

i like (genuinely) how often we hear specifically the words "end-to-end encryption" here. good shit

oh shit, the apple clock is real!!!!

facial recognition for dogs

god i love a good craig transition

craig briefly demonstrating his telekinetic power over apple

a machine learning model making photos into live photos for wallpapers.. can't wait to see what the internet does with that

the "live collaboration" working over the internet could be really good for work from home (HMMMM)

the new video screensavers will be a suitable replacement for me ever going anywhere, thank you craig

"we invented glanceable widgets!"

tens of thousands of macs can run demanding games (bugdom)

hideo kojima is here??

wow, safari adding inherent tracker blocking and removal of url trackers in private windows? i'm impressed

"actually websites are the apps" feature from the 1st gen iphone is back in vogue babes

craig

we really watch wwdc just to see craig

working at apple must be incredible

"it's easy to take advantage of the big screen in your hotel room" flashback to the time a friend and i got to a con hotel presidential suite a day early (he got it somehow idk how) so we found out which tv in the room had the lowest latency, moved it to the main room, and fixed the hotel's surround system

im not an apple dev (someday?) but how many apis do you need to support to have all their new age features work