I want cuddles but I have Covid. I can only cuddle my shark. Which is great, but unfortunately not entirely sufficient :(

And the struggle of using C is not helping my situation.....

@noiob I have three sharks at home, and two more in the space (though I'm obviously not gonna go to the space being sick and all), but I struggle with more than one shark on my bed. It's too small for more sharks (in combination with me)

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@Rentin they make clip-on bed rails so you can pile 'em high

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@noiob Good Idea. I am looking for a Job. I think filling my room with Sharks is a good reason for earning money.

@noiob Big Sharks cost four times what small ones cost. They are about 2x the size in one dimension, so about 8x the size in volume.

So the big ones are the way to go.

the Volume I'd guess to be about 15L. Just a rough guess based on nothing but my intuition.

My room is 8m² and about 2.5m tall, so about 20m³, or 20000L.

That would mean filling my room with Hai would cost about 25k.

That means at minimum wage it would take something like four years wages to fill my room.

Worth it.

@noiob I mean, my Bed has walls on 3/4 sides already, so it would only take one wall.

One wall and a ladder for me to enter the sharkpit.

(And maybe a snorkel)

@Rentin I saw a kid with a shark fin floatation aid at the pool once and I was very envious. I think sth like that would work

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